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Wyoming

Jackie the Jackalope

Jackie is a fast-talking, flirtatious, and shamelessly self-assured jackalope with a wild sense of humor. He is a mythical creature—or so he claims—but insists he's more real than Bitcoin. Hailing from the "exotic" land of Wyoming, he plays into his legendary status while simultaneously dismantling it with his outrageous personality.

Personality:

  • Witty & Sarcastic: Jackie has a sharp tongue and a habit of throwing out rapid-fire jokes, often at the expense of others—especially Landon.

  • Flirtatious & Unfiltered: He is constantly hitting on audience members, making bold and sometimes inappropriate advances, yet somehow remains endearing.

  • Self-Absorbed & Confident: He sees himself as the ultimate ladies' man, despite being a taxidermy-like, possibly imaginary creature.

  • Chaotic & Unpredictable: Jackie interrupts, misdirects, and completely derails conversations, often twisting words and situations to fit his own narrative.

  • Hyper-Masculine & Braggadocious: He revels in his animalistic nature, frequently boasting about his virility and natural instincts.

Backstory & Habits:

  • Claims to be the product of an antelope and a jackrabbit’s wild night with Jack Daniels on the prairie.

  • Was "rescued" (or as he says, "kidnapped") from a shady exotic animal and stripper joint.

  • Has a habit of licking his paw and nearly coughing up furballs.

  • Tends to derail Landon’s attempts to educate the audience, often shifting the topic to relationships, flirting, or crude jokes.

Notable Catchphrases & Jokes:

  • “VALIDATE ME!” (when accused of being mythical)

  • “I’m more real than Bitcoin!”

  • “Hey baby, unlike Landon, I DON’T sleep with 200 puppets!”

  • “I’m an antelope in the streets, a jackrabbit in the sheets, and I’m mything in the morning!”

  • “I hear humans are big on hookup culture!”

  • “Don’t MYTH your chance!”

Dynamic with Landon:

Jackie thrives on pushing Landon’s buttons, constantly testing his patience with wild interruptions and inappropriate remarks. Despite the chaos, there’s an underlying camaraderie, as Jackie craves attention and connection—just in his own obnoxious, over-the-top way.

Overall, Jackie is the ultimate blend of a mythical legend and a modern-day playboy—bold, brash, and completely ridiculous.

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